SO THE public has spoken and the Geordie princess has gone.
How will we survive without the Queen of Sheba lounging around in a bikini and ordering her footsoldiers Dale, Stuart, Luke and Becky around the court of Her Royal Highness Jen?
Heaven only knows, but one thing's for sure - it's time to face the music your excellency...
9.35: Jen struggles to come to terms with her popularity - or lack of - as she prepares to leave. This is going to be harsh.
10.40pm: The housemates are slowly clapping her out! Ha ha, what a feeble gesture that was.
10.41pm: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
10.46pm: Jen got 89.7 per cent of the public vote. Ouch. She's worried she offended people. Go on, tell us how you were always yourself.
10.48pm: I love this bit - Jen gets to see why everybody hates her. She's surprised Mo thought she didn't like him, but the best is yet to come when she sees clips of all her bitching about Rachel and Kat. It's the dawning realisation on her face that her BB persona isn't a glamourous seductress but an uber-cow.
10.57: Stop denying you didn't enjoy being part of a love triangle you created through manipulation you lying tease.
10.59: Jen wants Luke to win. Just when I thought I couldn't dislike her any more than I already do.
11.06pm: Here comes the first of three new female housemates. Sara, 27, is a personal assistant born in Australia. She has a vague resemblance to Angelina Jolie, is single, fairly chatty, and seems to be getting a few boos already. Come on girls, don't be jealous.
11.09pm: "Wish me luck!" Okay. Let's see Dale's reaction here then. Confusion apparently. I bet he practised that reaction. To be fair, he does look genuinely sad.
11.11pm: Model Maysoon, aged 28, is next. She seems very confident and has done music videos for Ludacris and Sean Paul! Dutty Rock indeed. She wants to prove that models aren't stupid and does a fine line in David Brent-isms. Boos and 'who are ya' chants from yet more jealous girls in the crowd. Get over it. She's a Muslim - let's hope she gets on better with Mo than Alexandra did!
11.13pm: Maysoon enters the house. Dale is doing his best to still look miserable! Becky's shrieking is deafening.
11.15pm: Theatre director Belinda is 44. She was brought up in East Africa and didn't go to school. She played with lions instead. As you do. She says she is small and fat but has a clown in her. Well, there is plenty of room! Sorry, that joke was too easy. She seems nice.
11.16pm: Does every new housemate get booed now? It should be interesting having another old timer in the house - will she clash with Mario and Lisa?
11.18pm: Belinda is having difficulty breathing. She is also greeted by Becky acting like a wild elephant during feeding time at the zoo. Will somebody please fire a tranquiliser dart at that lummox?
11.20pm: The boys seem more interested in Belinda than Maysoon and Sara. Superb. Well that's enough from me, I'm off to argue with people I don't know about football on the Internet rather than write a live blog nobody is reading. Of course, if you are reading you could always leave a comment or two... Cheers.
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