FROM food to friendliness via some nocturnal fumblings under the covers, the number of f-words explaining tonight's show is almost as high as the foul language Alexandra uses in one sentence.

But housemates stomachs weren't the only thing rumbling in the house.

Proceedings started, in traditional style of course, with a rant from resident whinger Alexandra having a go at Mohammed for daring to eat toast for breakfast - wow what crazy ideas this man has - toast? For breakfast? He is ahead of his time surely!

Perhaps sensing housemates frowning upon the meagre £1 a day rations Big Brother set them a task licking crisps in return for a reward could they guess the percentage of different flavoured crisps correctly.

Knowing how rubbish they are on tasks maybe they should have said stuff you Big Brother and eaten the flaming lot instead!

My fears of success in the task were fulfilled and sure enough they failed.

Far more interesting tonight though was whether Dennis and Alexandra have got wind that they are not popular, hence the 'big meeting'.

Turns out he thinks people are being too friendly - what can he not accept people showing any signs of basic human decency and treating people with respect and not slagging everyone behind their backs?

But his threats of "It's all going down tonight" were well wide of the mark. You may talk a good fight but when he stood up to speak he obviously forgot that the biggest backstabbers in the house were him and Alexandra.

It is something that has not gone unnotced by former ally Sylvia, who appears to be trying her best to step away from the walking nomination queen.

But have housemates decided that the reason for the outburst at dinner by the fibbing friends was an unsubtle ploy to appear nice and stop the inevitable ton of noms?

Then finally to our couple - Mario and Lisa. Some have complaned about how he told Lisa she looked like a joker with that lippy on. But come on - it was awful. I don't think that shade of red has been popular since I got a colour just like it free from a magazine.

Then Big Brother disturbed the pair mid "sleep" to make sure no funny business was happening under the covers. Though that wouldn't have been a tape to show the grandparents.

Tomorrow we find out who is up for the second evicion. Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for the latest gossip on the house by visiting our blog.