COULD there be trouble in paradise?

The cracks are certainly beginning to show in Mario and Stephanie's 'relationship' - and they've only known each other for just over a day.

The impending nuptuals of a certain 'footballer' to his scouse wag has been grabbing the headlines and peoples imagination up and down the country.

And it has even eclipsed the interest in Wayne Rooney and his scouse wag Coleen Mcloughlin's big bash in Italy.

The housemates have their suspicions about the 'happy' couple, but bizarrely none have questioned Mario's assertions he is just 32! If there was anything you'd want to check first it is his birth certificate.

Mario issued an ultimatum to the naysayers - if you don't believe in the 'wedding' then don't turn up!

So conversations turned to will they or won't they go. Alex said she was determined to go just to object.

Can't see anyone wanting to invite her to any more weddings then.

So to the stag and hen parties. The bride and her maids got to drink pink fizz while Steph picked out her wedding dress.

But the remaining girls left to join in on the stag party were none too pleased to be presented with bunny girl outfits to wear for the groom and his buddies.

In an expletive strewn tirade Alex croaked that it was not going to happen.

But it was Mikey, Dennis and a reluctant Dale to the rescue as they make sure that the stag do has it's bunnies - donning the revealing outfits themselves.

The first war breaks out as Mikey tries on Sylvia's knickers for size, much to her disgust. Surly Alex starts to chip in to the arguement too - is that women ever happy? Oh yeah that's right, she's happy when she's arguing.

That's it until tomorrow - the big day.

Will they say I do?

Oh and I thought I would just add that Lisa is playing a blinder in this task.

It can't be easy seeing your fella having an exceeding attractive girl half your age planning their 'wedding' (seriously, are you getting as sick as me of all the inverted commas, damn all these lies!)

I wonder whether BB had hoped that Lisa would have got so wound up with jealously that she did something completely bunny boilerish and put Dennis and his bunny outfit in a pot and cooked him.

Then again I think quite a few of us might have hoped for that!

Anyway I'm off to dig out my hat and find some confetti for tomorrow's show.