11 things anyone dating a Warrington Wolves fan will know

Or perhaps you have been together for years. 

Whichever end of the scale you are, you'e probably already well aware of most of the things on this list.

Let us know in the comments below if you can think of any others.

1. At the start of every season, we’ll always tell you it’s our year

2. You can’t book anything in on the August bank holiday weekend. And yes that goes for Deadmau5 headlining Creamfields.

And even if Warrington don’t make the cup final, you’ll be forced to watched back-to-back re-runs of the Challenge Cup wins in 2009, 2010 and 2012 on the August bank holiday instead

3. We’re never a big fan of cherries in the house and we would prefer it if you didn't wear anything black and white. 

4. New pet? We’re always going to suggest our favourite players as good names.

Say hello to Bennie, Kingy and Adrian the guinea pigs

5. You can’t really book us in for a date on a Thursday or Friday night or Saturday or Sunday afternoons during the season…or at least until Sky has decided which games they’re moving

6. When they win they’re the best team in the world, and when they lose they’re somehow the worst team in the world! You just wish they’d make up their mind one way or the other.

7. Don’t wait up if they’re going to an away game in Yorkshire on a Thursday or Friday night – there will always be roadworks on the M62 on the way back

8. They’re always swanning off on holidays to Perpignan – and now they’re even talking about going to Toronto to watch the Wire

9. You can never even organise anything for the Easter weekend – there’s a double helping of rugby on Good Friday and Easter Monday don’t you know?

10. And the May bank holiday is ruled out this year too! At least Magic Weekend isn’t too far down the road this time.

11. But at least if you buy us anything in primrose and blue, you know we'll be happy