THE doctors had their say on Prime Minister David Cameron’s health care proposals for the National Health Service.

The Royal College of Nursing and the BMA have commented on Mr Cameron’s health care proposals for the National Health Service.

The allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the paediatricians said, ‘Oh, grow up’.

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists could see right through it.

The surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ear nose and throat specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said: “This puts a whole new face on the matter....”

The anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the idiots in Whitehall.

DAVID BRAITHWAITE Great Sankey