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What do you call a pig doing karate?
12:59pm Friday 23rd November 2007
What does Harry Potter do when he can't open the door?
12:56pm Friday 23rd November 2007
He has to Slyther-in! (Joke sent in by Melissa in Warrington)
What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ?
12:55pm Friday 23rd November 2007
Streaky bacon! (Joke sent in by Ian, age 10, from St Helens)
How do you make milk shake ?
12:52pm Friday 23rd November 2007
Give it a good scare! (Joke sent in by Harry from Middlewich.)
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