Top 17 things that make you a die-hard Warrington Wolves fan

1. You’d rather Sydney Roosters be crowned world champions than Wigan

2. At the start of each season you think it is your year

3. You avoid eating humbugs because of their colour

4. All the words and moves are known to the Joel and Michael Monaghan song

5. You hate Wigan Warriors, St Helens and Widnes Vikings in equal measures

6. A primrose and blue theme features in your life - perhaps in your wardrobe or in your choice of house decoration

7. You drink real ale just because there’s a picture of Les Boyd, Bob Jackson or Kevin Tamati on the bottle

8. Tony Smith is your lord and saviour

9. Russell Smith is the man you blame for Wire not winning the title in the 90s

10. Money is saved up all year for a trip to France, an August Bank Holiday weekend in London and visits to Manchester in May and October

11. You stalk the players on social media, especially ones married to a former Blue Peter presenter

12. Tales of amazing Lee Briers moments can be regurgitated and embellished, but your memory plays tricks on everything else

13. You braved the toilets at Wilderspool Stadium

14. You can say ‘I was there’ during the 2002 season under Steve Anderson

15. A furry wolf that pulls down his shorts is considered acceptable behaviour

16. You buy all sorts of useless things just because they are the right colour

17. Dallas Mead is a player you have heard of

Now feel free to add your own...