AT the risk of giving stand-up comic Dave Spikey more material to mock us...he appears to have gone down a storm on Friday night at the Parr Hall.
The Phoenix Nights co-writer tweeted after his gig he 'loved every minute' and it seems the feeling was mutual from the audience.
Here's four of his best gags from the night.
Have we missed your favourite? Let us know in the comments below.
On the first moon landings...
“Buzz Aldrin is a man destined for greatness. Not Neil Armstrong.
“Neil is not the name of the first man on the moon. Neil is the name of someone who is walking into a Weatherspoons at 10am on a Thursday”
On growing old...
“Have you ever put something into a microwave and then put your pin in?”
On going to Wigan...
I was looking for a B and Q in Wigan so I stopped a chap to ask for directions.
“He said there is no B an Q in Wigan. It is W – I – G – A – N”
On the Warrington Guardian last week...
"Arson Probe? I thought that was called a colonoscopy”
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